I haven’t changed my habits
Merely shuffled them around
Dealt myself a new hand
From the same pack
Pick two cards
Don’t show me which two
Alcoholism and nail biting?
How did she do that?
Give me your watch
Don’t worry, you’ll get it back at the end of the show
See how the time tick, tick ticks away
Checking social media in bed?
I will now saw this lady in half
Because she’s not always ‘present’ and mindful!
This half – the parent. That half – the worker.
And that’s it folks, I can see you’re astounded
By this completely ordinary woman performing two diametrically opposite roles
But I’m afraid
A magician never reveals her secrets
For my next trick. Handkerchiefs! How many can I pull from my sleeve?
One – grocery shopping.
Two – cleaning the oven.
Three – the park.
Four – can there be more?
Five – how is she be so busy?
Six – oh, oh stop you’re making me dizzy.
Abracadabra one two three
i lol’d at the end!
Great irony and very clever 🙂
Thank you Janice for reading and commenting!
My pleasure 🙂