Interview with Lego Ninjago’s Lord Garmadon:
The demands of arch-villainry just get harder every day. Sure I’ve got four arms, eyes of fire and a heart black as a bin liner in landfill but I need to cut loose sometimes. My local stitch n bitch is the ideal place to unwind and let off steam. And, since I’m nominally Japanese with the ninja connection, I also compose Haiku:
They shout Garmadon!
but this needlepoint will not
embroider itself
Day 15 was to imagine a human side of a villain. (My kids love Lego Ninjago).
Photo: the poet as Lord Garmadon, Halloween 2017
clairevetica 
I’d exaggerate if I said you had me in stitches, but I laughed and really enjoyed this poem 🙂 Stitches wouldn’t have made it any better.
Brilliant Claire. Enjoyed much.