Gorillas and Johnny Depp

Have we Heard Amber’s side?

You bet

And a million other commentators

So far from the action and yet

They know the situation intricate,

intimate, yep.

 

Those terrible parents, that awful zoo

Everyone knows

What else they should do

Jail the parents, shut it down

Make the kid get a gorilla-heart tattoo.

Lives destroyed online

and we relish the view